Welcome to the new and maybe-improved darthboots.com!

What is this site? In case you were asking yourself that, this is my playground to talk to the world... or at least a small portion of it. The main feature of the site is the Rants section, where I like to gripe about various topics in a style similar to James Rolfe's character The Angry Video Game Nerd. I also do the occasional review (be it movie, game, map/mod for a game, etc), I write serials and song parodies.

If you're offended by strong language, you probably won't have fun here, but if you have the right sense of humor, then perhaps you will. All joking aside, the site is meant to entertain if you have the right mindset for it... don't take anything too seriously and have fun!


     3.21.15: Well, new site! I'm working hard to get all the content transferred over, so if you go by my usual time frames for site updates, it should be all done sometime in 2016. You might or might not have noticed the site was sort-of down for a long time (it was still up, just not at darthboots.com), and that's because my domain expired and I just kept neglecting to renew it. By the time I finally did last month, I didn't really feel like paying Yola another near-$100 for another year of service when I could get it much cheaper from GoDaddy, so for at least the next year, I'll be employing their services for editing the site. So far, their site editor is leagues better than Yola's (drag 'n drop ALL THE THINGS!)

Until I get it all moved over, you can still view all the old content at mynameisviolet.yolasite.com - it will remain up indefinitely, but I will not be updating it there going forward. ALL of the Rant links work, but not all of the rants are actually there yet. I'll be adding them a few at a time (it's a very boring process, honestly), so it's going to take me some time to get all of the content moved over here. If you click something and it's a blank page, it's because it hasn't been moved yet. Until then, use the old site at the previous link to find it.

All previous news articles have been moved to the Archives section, eventually :P

Fun fact: I only updated the site ONCE in 2014. God I'm lazy...

Side note: I've attempted to design this so you can Aero Snap it to the side of your screen (in 1920x1080 resolution) and still view the entire page. If demand exists for a full-screen 1920x1080 site size, I'll do that instead. Possibly even both.